Archive | April, 2014

fatting around

21 Apr

Ok. so I’m starting a food diary (or a food bitch complaint despair journal), because my eating is completley out of control.  I actually went to the doctor to have my thyroid checked, because, let’s face it, NO ONE can be this hungry all the time!  The results are still pending, but I’m guessing I am not afflicted with hypothyroidism, which would not only explain my overeating, but also give me a an excuse as to why my husband frequently finds me in the cupboard  with a handful of M n M’s in one hand and a jar of peanut butter in the other.

I tried weight watchers.  for 7 weeks apples and baby carrots were my bitch.  Then suddenly those 26 points a day were turning into 28.  Just a couple (four) cookies at snack time, a little late night raison bran, or if I was feeling like being “good” I would creep on a 3 point dark chocolate raspberry snack pop.  Or three. I convinced myself that my body needed 28 points a day.  If it were content with 26, I wouldn’t be in this mess.

So, here I sit, bloated from the Easter chocolate that I swiped from my child’s Easter basket (don’t judge me), and thinking of how to turn Fatting Around into an Olympic competition.